I didn't have to ask Sweetie twice if he wanted to go to the movies today. Total testosterone movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, The Hulk, The Black Widow, and Hawkeye team up to stop Loki. You guys know who all these people are. And Samuel L. Jackson as their fearless leader, Fury.
We went to the first non-3D showing at 1:15, and the theater was packed. Hardly an empty seat in the place when we arrived at 1:15. We managed to squeezed into the two seats at the top in the corner, which were better than the few seats down front, too close to the screen to watch without getting a pain in the neck.
The plot? Does there have to be a plot when you have special effects and flying, crashing things? It was a bit dark at the beginning, and too much talking, shouting orders, so I got a snooze. They did break up the action with some frequent comic relief. These are Marvel comic book characters, ya-know? At the end of the movie, the audience applauded.
But I gotta love Samuel L. Jackson. He has so many movies in the works, I can't see them all. There was a time when I tried to keep up with his different hairdos. He's had afros, and dreadlocs and jerri-curls, and most anything that a black man can have. My favorite on him is bald. He has had so many hair variations that he started adding skin variations...scars, burns, wrinkles. In this movie he has an eye-patch with a dreadful looking starburst of scars radiating from under it. It's almost as mean as his face in The Dark Knight in 2008.
Anyway, I had to dig up my old chart. It became impossible to keep it up, even with help from friends.
I give the Avengers three stars.
Samuel
L Jackson Hairdo Rating Chart
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Movie Title
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Year
Released
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Character
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Hair style
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Sarah’s
hairdo rating
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Resurrecting the Champ
|
2007
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Champ
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locs
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1
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Snakes on a Plane
|
2006
|
Neville Flynn
|
bald
|
9
|
Freedomland
|
2006
|
Lorenzo Council
|
hat
|
3
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The Man
|
2005
|
Derrick Vann
|
short locs
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2
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Star Wars:Episode III
|
2005
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Mace Windu
|
bald
|
9
|
XXX2
|
2004
|
Agent Augustus Gibbons
|
short afro
|
5
|
Kill Bill
|
2003
|
The Organ Player
|
||
Blackout
|
2003
|
Mills
|
||
S.W.A.T.
|
2003
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Lt. Dan “Hondo” Harrelson
|
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Basic
|
2003
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Drill Instructor West
|
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XXX
|
2002
|
Agent Augustus Gibbons
|
short afro
|
5
|
House on Turk
Street
|
2002
|
Jack Friar
|
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Star Wars: Episode
II – Attack of the Clones
|
2002
|
Mace Windu
|
bald
|
9
|
Changing Lanes
|
2002
|
Doyle Gipson
|
short afro
|
5
|
Formula 51
|
2002
|
Elmo McElroy
|
long braids
|
4
|
The Caveman’s Valentine
|
2001
|
Romulus
Ledbetter
|
dreadlocks
|
2
|
Unbreakable
|
2000
|
Elijah Price
|
“bed head” afro
|
1
|
Shaft
|
2000
|
John Shaft
|
bald
|
10
|
Rules of Engagement
|
2000
|
Colonel Terry L. Childers
|
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Any Given Wednesday
|
2000
|
Willie Nutter
|
||
Deep
Blue Sea
|
1999
|
Russell Franklin
|
black toupee
|
0
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
|
1999
|
Mace Windu
|
bald
|
9
|
The Red Violin
|
1998
|
Charles Morritz
|
bald & thinning
|
3
|
The Negotiator
|
1998
|
Lt. Danny Roman
|
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Jackie Brown
|
1997
|
Ordell Robbie
|
fried & died
|
1
|
Eve’s Bayou
|
1997
|
Louis Batiste
|
short afro
|
6
|
A Time to Kill
|
1996
|
Carl Lee Hailey
|
receding afro
|
4
|
Pulp Fiction
|
1994
|
Jules Winnfield
|
curl
|
1
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Jungle Fever
|
1991
|
Gator Purify
|
Short
|
2
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4 comments:
what a hair-y post... you got enough material to write another book!!
loved your article on samuel l j.
the hair... jesus
greetz from belgium
I love Iron man
nice post
I enjoyed The Avengers.
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